A short dark story
Butylated hydroxytoluene aside, the real horror story for me was the peanut butter and marmite sandwich! 😱
I struggle with the concept of even a PB&J! I like my crunchy nut butter pure.
Excellent story Colin, a wonderful blend of the macabre and the mundane.
Don’t worry, I won’t invite you to share my favourite toast spread for breakfast. Thanks for your comments.
I laughed as I read this one! Does that make me a bad person? The mix of macabre and humorous reminiscent of Dahl at his best. Great stuff!
Would you believe my Mum knew Mr Dahl, they lived near each other in Bucks. It was a while ago, unfortunately I was not even thought of.
Butylated hydroxytoluene aside, the real horror story for me was the peanut butter and marmite sandwich! 😱
I struggle with the concept of even a PB&J! I like my crunchy nut butter pure.
Excellent story Colin, a wonderful blend of the macabre and the mundane.
Don’t worry, I won’t invite you to share my favourite toast spread for breakfast. Thanks for your comments.
I laughed as I read this one! Does that make me a bad person? The mix of macabre and humorous reminiscent of Dahl at his best. Great stuff!
Would you believe my Mum knew Mr Dahl, they lived near each other in Bucks. It was a while ago, unfortunately I was not even thought of.